quips

 Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way – Henny Youngman.

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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? - Will Rogers.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please - Mark Twain.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left - Winston Churchill. 

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We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm - Winston Churchill.

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields
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In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they turn it into TV shows - Woody Allen.

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Have a nice day .... Cheers