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रविवार, 27 नवंबर 2011

leave applications : from my email inbox


The Leave Applications; ) 
 

·           Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


·          This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."




·           Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 
 "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."




·           From H.A.L.  Administration Dept: 
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."




·           Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows: 
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"




·           An incident of a leave  letter:  "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."




·           A leave letter to the headmaster: 
  "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"




·           Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:    "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."




·           Covering note:    "I am enclosed  herewith..."




·           Another  one: 
 "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."




·           Actual letter written for  application of leave: 
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".




·           Letter writing:-    "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."




·           A candidate's job application: 
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!!!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.


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